"It ain't worth shit till you give it away."
leftofthepotato
"Ya see, love's a lot like money," she said, throwing her bills down on the counter.
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Produce
I told her,
"I think the problem is
I feel so bruised
that if I was
a banana?
I don't think
anyone
at the supermarket
would pick me."
"I think the problem is
I feel so bruised
that if I was
a banana?
I don't think
anyone
at the supermarket
would pick me."
She said,
"That's all right,
hon.
Sometimes we all
get a little overripe."
Always
I promised to love you
for always.
I guess no one told me
always
is a very long time.
for always.
I guess no one told me
always
is a very long time.
Material Boy
He told me
I didn't fit
into his life
because
I didn't fit
into his microwave
I didn't fit
into his life
because
I didn't fit
into his microwave
Morbid Poem
for Stephanie
I went to
the store
to get
a loaf
of bread.
Then I died.
I went to
the store
to get
a loaf
of bread.
Then I died.
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Love Poem, 2003
Roses are red,
violets aren't green,
the asshole said
I was boring and mean.
violets aren't green,
the asshole said
I was boring and mean.
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Police Report
I saw two girls standing very still outside the lavatories.
They might have been mannequins.
I didn't check.
They might have been mannequins.
I didn't check.
Morgan's Poem
I'll write you a poem,
but only if
you'll make me a breakfast
of scrambled bananas,
fried macaroons
and a glass of
creative juice.
but only if
you'll make me a breakfast
of scrambled bananas,
fried macaroons
and a glass of
creative juice.
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